My friend Sarah has been getting way too many mean anons. Really? You have the balls to go online and call someone a fat cunt but you won’t show who you really are?! You hun are very pathetic whoever you may be! If you anymore things to say to her come say it to me instead of being a dick and saying it through anon.
Me: *watching the news about a NBA gay black man* WOOO!
Grandpa: What the hell are you wooing about?
Me: The fact that a BLACK NBA player can come out about being gay.
Grandpa: That's just wrong.
Me: Why because they are being who they want to be and they are not afraid of being that person?.. They don't have sex in front of you, so should it matter? No. It shouldn't. They will be who they want to be and you're just going to have to deal with the sixty percent of Americans that support them and that your own granddaughter is bisexual.
Grandpa: You are wrong. You fucking need the bible. God hates you because you do not follow his rules.
Me: I don't care what you think I'll need or what I should be doing because of your religious beliefs. This is my body and this is what I will do with. I'll go adopt if I am MARRIED to a female. I don't care what people think about me just because I have a sexual preference. They will never be in my bedroom with me and her or me and him. So it isn't their business. And just because you adopt a child while I'm in a relationship with a female doesn't mean my adopted child will turn out to be just like me or anything near that. The child will have two mothers and will teach the child that it is okay to be like this. The child will be gay, straight, or lesbian if they wish and I will never ever influence their decision. AND I HIGHLY FUCKING DOUBT THAT EVERY PARENT WILL DO THIS IF THEY ARE A GAY OR LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP.
Grandpa: You're fucking wrong and you know it.
Me: Don't be apart of my life than.
Grandpa: Okay I won't.
Me: Good. Annnd goodbye.